Establishment of Services

Customer Service, " Thank you for calling Global Water how can I help you?"

Hubby, "I would like to establish new water service for our house."

Customer Service: "Great I can help you with that. When would like service?"

Hubby, " As soon as possible. Today would be great."

Customer Service, " I'm sorry Sir the soonest we can get someone out to your house is tomorrow."

Hubby, " Ok tomorrow would be fine."

Customer Service, " Ok then I will set you up for tomorrow. Someone will be there between tomorrow and next Thursday."

Hubby, " Next Thursday?"

Customer Service, " Yes Sir we have up to 5 days to install once a service request has been established."



I shit you not this was the actual conversation. Mind you the office is 1 1/2 miles from our house & yes the actual company name was used so as not to protect the guilty!